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This past weekend Barbary Coast traveled down to San Diego for the first time in two years to take part in the Jam by the Sea tournament. As usual, the roster was comprised primarily of core BC Bay Area players. San Diegan Scott McGilvray and Santa Barbarian Nick Schooler rounded out the team. The weekend started off strong, but as is typical for some team members, peaked early.

Friday night the team arrived in waves, with indoor cats Paul Merrion, Blake and Cort Kim joining Milk, Morgan Ramsey and myself at World Famous. What began as a simple snack of fish tacos and Pacificos quickly devolved into a disappointing game of CJK and Fernet. Competitive fires burned and the Kim with a quarter-liver gave a “pep talk” to McGilvray to make sure he brought the same tenacity he showed in Portland five years ago. We lost Ramsey and McGilvary to per-tourney meditation, but picked up the rest of the squad as we shut down World Famous and moved to Tower 23. The competition heated up from there. Jules Milk took the Worm-Off, orchestrating a rarely seen “Dolphin Vault”. Onlookers described it as an Iron Lotus, only worse. The Kim Bros went down swinging, pushing their “Three Homeowners and a Gardener” shots on anyone who was breathing. Unfortunately TR was.

The next day BC set the sport back 20 years with its performance against 40 Thieves. Goals were rarer than clears in this snoozer, though Milk deserves tremendous props for stonewalling the 40 Thieves attack (including BC tourney regulars Dan Metoyer and Ben Alexander) on several 1-on-0’s. The 4-0 game was a chance to shake some pre-season rust off (BC has yet to begin league play). Adam Loulet may have one-upped Milk with his consecutive stripping of all three attackmen, but at the end of the day Milk’s stuff of Metoyer to preserve the shutout reigned supreme. BC refused to adjust and play Martyball to seal the win, and everyone except Hugo “Hey, my stick is dialed in!” Gallo seemed to sail 60 bombs out of bounds.

The late game vs Beachcomber proved anticlimactic, as Beachcomber could not find an answer for an offense that BC has been running for over six years now. The team won 13-3 (or something like that) and retired to the Best Western knowing that they had locked up a spot in Sunday’s semis, with only Clif Bar standing in the way of a #1 seed.

Beers, awkward skinheads, cat-fights and a beautiful sunset segued into another big night. BC returned to World Famous for fish tacos and 3h1g’s before moving to Johnny V’s for the rest of the night. After spotting a little poop on a leg, the Korean goodbyes came out. This was premature, as the early peakers missed out on the highlight of the trip – two tools dancing choreographed robot routines in between breaks for Oxy-10 applications; or as Cal alums called them “the coolest guys in the class of 2002”. Morgan may have totally redeemed himself, but no one else was there to witness it.

Sunday morning BC handled CLIF Bar, setting up a showdown with Some Guys Who Stole Marin Jerseys (SGWSMJ). Despite twice leading in the first half, BC went into trailing 3-2. The second half repeated the first, with BC grinding its way to goals only to serve up some lay-ups to SGWSMJ. Not to take anything away from SGWSMJ’s win, but certainly BC would like to have made it closer than 6-4. SGWSMJ were Federer to our Roddick, and BC did not have the flawless game Sunday morning required to win.

In the consolation game a broken defense provided little support for back-up keeper TR, and BC wound up a disappointing fourth. Rumor has it SGWSMJ avenged an early tourney loss to Olympic Club in the finals to win in the finals. Congratulations, SGWSMJ.

Unofficial congrats go out to Mike Colon, who scored big goals all weekend, and to Kim Chi Warner, who is settling in just fine at attack.

BC takes on Olympic Club this Saturday, April 19th, at 2pm in Sausalito to open up league play.

Hey bras...

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McNally's in the press

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Hugo is running out of reasons to not have kids

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Toys R Us now carries lower back tattoos:

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/lowerback/lowerback.shtml

Bryan Warner is in for a big season with the Kims and Hugo around

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